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No, the name of your co-worker's boyfriend's former college roommate probably doesn't sound familiar, but it still feels good to seem so well-connected.

Blaming a failure in technology is one of the oldest tricks in the book. You got the text, the text simply didn't get your attention.

No, you weren't going to say the clever thing you just heard someone say. You just wish you had.

If you're so humbled by whatever award or accolade you just received, why do you keep talking about it? Humble people don't brag, they let their accomplishment speak for itself ... and befriend people who will tell everyone so they don't have to.

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Everyone has done something wrong and then blamed it on an accident. Maybe try a different excuse next time you spend 20 minutes guessing your significant others' passcode, scrolling through their photo library and sending yourself every suspicious photo they've ever taken.

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A sweater that isn't your style, doesn't fit and is so coarse even the moths don't want anything to do with it is "the best gift ever?" It must be one of those Christmas miracles you hear about.

Put your foot in your mouth, and now you're trying to back-pedal? Chalking the blunder up to a joke is one way to do it ... though it's not very convincing.

It's a lot easier to make plans up than it is to actually make and keep real ones. Especially when you really, really, really don't want to.

Lying to yourself might not seem that bad, but it also impacts the people who invite you to try their nachos.