*** common misconception is that the pillow is to add weight. Actually, it's for protection. Now, Santa has to say things over and over again. Like, were you good this year? You don't sound too sure. Right. Santa also learns to say smile for the camera *** lot and in the process, his optometrist must make *** lot of money. Now, another common misconception is that everyone loves Santa Claus here. Right? You see, then of course there's the always popular Santa Claus question. What do you want for Christmas? Some shape, some shaped girl stuff? Ok. You want to be healthy? How about some broccoli? Could I interest you in *** G I Joe? But remember Santa does get some neat stuff himself on Christmas Eve, like Mountain Dew and chocolate chip cookies. The chocolate chip cookies are great. But could you, could you do leave me 2% milk instead I'm on *** diet this year. Ok. Ok. Oh, you know what? The Reindeers love pizza? Ok. Ok. Yeah. Now, for some kids money is no object which Santa tries to make them aware of. That's *** lot of stuff right there, isn't it? You know, it was Santa who wrote the book on deficit spending, don't you? I mean, the Teddy Ruman acquisition loan last year was financed with junk bonds. Did you know? Do you care? No, no, neither did Ivan Bowski, Michael Collins News five on the night peak.